"I'm so skilled I can trip over invisible objects"
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It sucks when you pass by an incredibly good looking person, but then you realize it was just a mirror.
Sometimes I really want to punch you, but then I realize you have to look in the mirror everyday & that's punishment enough.
That awkward moment when you have a vampire boyfriend and you get your period...
Today, I realized that cats don't actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song...
Be eco-friendly and turn Off your lights when you leave the room. How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
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